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Plot Twist

This is one of the greatest plot twists I've encountered this year- heck, in five years. This girl surprised me.
I'm a person who tries to be sociable, especially after complains that I was acting like a snob. So as much as possible I try to be cheery and engaging.

One evening I ran into this girl I knew.

"Hello, how you doing?"

Her reply was discomfiting

"Stop it. I don't like you greeting me"

Like 589 separate thoughts flew through my mind simultaneously.

See my life outside, I thought to myself. I must be social, I must be social now see as this small girl is yarning me dust.

She continued

"I'm younger than you are, I should be the one to always greet you first. When you greet me first I feel awkward"

"Is that so?" I asked, as the building fire in my stomach started dying.

"Yes"

"I can't promise that, but you shouldn't feel awkward anytime I say hi first"

Plot Twist!

Humans are insatiable, you don't say hello you're arrogant, you say hello first, you make them feel awkward.

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