V
Perhaps you think every road user
has equal rights to the road, think twice my friend. There is an unwritten law
that many road users adhere to, albeit unbeknownst to them. This constitution
places pedestrians at the lowest rungs of the ladder when importance on the
road is concerned the President sits at the top (see table below). At the
higher echelons there are bullion vans, police vans, Fire trucks, vehicles
belonging to the military and official convoys. Truth is you may overtake some
vehicles but some cars should never be overtaken. Take for instance a General’s
official car with a General inside, for safety reasons don’t overtake. No
matter how slow they are driving, just endure driving at a healthy distance
behind or change route. Hitting a military ride is a big No No. And unless you
want to be flogged or driven off the road or maybe shot at on suspicion of
being a terrorist don’t overtake any governor’s convoy. You would definitely be
killed if you overtake the president’s convoy but thankfully all cars are cleared
off the road half an hour or so before the big man comes.
Type of Road User
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Recommended Action for Pedestrians
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Recommended Actions for Okada/Keke men
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Recommended Actions for car drivers
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Pedestrian
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Do anything (You may greet other pedestrians if you wish)
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Honk loud whenever they stray unto the road
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Okada
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Be very cautious,
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Take care to avoid hitting any one of them, their comrades may mobilize
and burn your car.
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Keke
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Be very cautious also
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Car
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No recommended Action
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No recommended Action
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Shout them to order whenever they go cross your lane.
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Bullion vans
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Stay away!
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Para military convoy*
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So far as they are not Policemen there’s nothing to fear.
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You can over take them. They are quite harmless.
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Military Convoy
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Stay safely away
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Stay away from them to avoid getting whipped
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Clear!!
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Governors Convoy
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You may stand still and wave
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Don’t go near
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President’s Convoy
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You may smile and wave
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I hate to imagine the repercussions of driving near this convoy in
this case. If you ever get the opportunity and you are not a personnel of the
convoy, stay away.
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Table 1 Showing Recommended Road behavior for Road User
VI
Just in case you happen to land in a police case. Advice for you is this: do whatever is necessary not to be taken to the police station. It is said that you are to make every effort to settle with your adversary (in this case the lawmen) before you are taken to the Judge. There is a heavy burden on young males between the ages of 17-35. The perpetrators of most crimes fall into this demographic group. If you fall into this group you are not innocent anymore until proven otherwise. For instance you could be taking a late night stroll with your friend and you could be easily rounded up for any flimsy reason, say for example late night wandering. So in a hypothetical scenario as painted above, necessary actions ought to be taken. These necessary actions may include but are not limited to:
VI
Just in case you happen to land in a police case. Advice for you is this: do whatever is necessary not to be taken to the police station. It is said that you are to make every effort to settle with your adversary (in this case the lawmen) before you are taken to the Judge. There is a heavy burden on young males between the ages of 17-35. The perpetrators of most crimes fall into this demographic group. If you fall into this group you are not innocent anymore until proven otherwise. For instance you could be taking a late night stroll with your friend and you could be easily rounded up for any flimsy reason, say for example late night wandering. So in a hypothetical scenario as painted above, necessary actions ought to be taken. These necessary actions may include but are not limited to:
Begging: This hardly moves any policeman, however is
very helpful when combined with other actions)
Bluffing: Claim to be a soldier’s son, or a soldier.
Better still, sound like a lawyer. Have a plan B if you think the cops intend
to call your bluff. If you are no stranger to police trouble don’t attempt
bluffing.
Escape: Should the chances be good, evade arrest in
the first place. Run away if the heat isn’t too much yet and if the police are
not armed. A note of warning though, If you attempt escape and you are caught
it’s a different ball game altogether.
Allow yourself to be extorted from: Sometimes this is the easiest way
to unhook yourself from wahala, I frown upon it due to its ethical concerns. If
you must employ this action you are encouraged to discreetly tape it and
subsequently publish it.
Example of combination of
Recommended Actions to take after being Picked Up
Beg à beg some more à
allow yourself to be extorted from
à you are let free
Or
Bluff à
Bluff à Beg à Escape
Note: if
these fail to get you off the hook, just arrange someone to come with bail
money (bail is never free) and brace up for torment and forfeiture of a dozen
of your human rights.
Most importantly, maintaining
a good character and not hanging out with bad guys would get you out of Police
trouble but most times but whenever you get into the trouble you have these to
fall upon.
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