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Happy Birthday Dad!!

Today is my Dad's birthday. Happy Birthday Dad. I wish I were home, it would have been a good day for my tummy. I just disposed my phone off, I feel like am in some cave, deep in the Atlas mountains. So, what has been happening? Did I miss something?

To my ex phone, we have gone through a lot together, serve your new master well as you have served me well. You know all my secrets, spill them not.

For lack of anything serious to say, I'll end this right after this > full stop.

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